Antonio Banderas although don't tell my fella!

A new body might be nice but too expensive so I guess I'll just have to cycle harder.

Or perhaps a little something to make me go faster and further on my bike, but I don't think that's been invented yet.

My family and mates look at me askance when I ask for something for my bike, thinking I've lost my mind. Yet I have a hunch that I'll end up with yet more beautifying products that don't do what they say on the tin (what ARE they trying to tell me?)

But all I really want for Xmas is to end these long period of absences away from my gorgeous husband Keith who works away during the week only to return at weekends.

So please Santa, give me the gift of a house buyer all wrapped up and tied with a bow!